So my girlfriend is from Spain. One of the things that makes our relationship different from most others is the language barrier. Everyday is interesting and there is always something she will say out of nowhere that catches me off guard. She has learned most of her vocabulary from reading and not from speaking english for a long time, so at times she attempts to pronounce the words she has I'm sure read, and not heard. Her english is getting very good, but sometimes she unintentially says things that are just hilarious. For example, the other day she said that she is "afraid of driving sometimes because she doesn't want to end up in the middle of now-here". I was casually listening and when she said that, i just looked at her with a confused look on my face. All i could say was "What?!?". After i realized what she was trying to say, i just about cried laughing...

Those folks in Hollywood must be running out of ideas. Every new movie is just like an old movie with a twist. I was watching "Blow" with the roomie and noticed that it was basically just the same movie as Forrest Gump with coke. Also the Notebook is exactly like Titanic, but without a boat. At least that what my gay friend told me.

I just figured out how to prove theres no such thing as aliens. Its really simple. We've all seen on the discovery channel interviews with people saying they were abducted by a fast moving craft and experimented on. But, how the hell did they get back home? If you were an alien and you drove all the way across the galaxy to probe some dude and it turned out you didn't want to keep him, would you just drive him all the way back? Hell no. Even if you did want to return the guy back to Earth, would you really take him back to his home? If it were me, I would just eject him over the first body of water i saw. When we catch frogs or lizards as kids we never put them back exactly where we found them, we just put em down outside wherever. Until there are documented cases of Americans claiming abduction in Zimbabwe, I'm an alien atheist.

Pennies are worthless. Its money, but its not worth picking up on the ground unless you're like 4 years old. They should just divide every monetary amount by 5 one day so that pennies would be worth something again.

Life lesson #9256: Never try to tell someone that you're not an alcoholic while wearing a shirt that reads "Got Drunk?".