Saturday, December 27, 2003
Thursday, December 18, 2003
Yahoo! I was sick all week but at least something good came out of it. I can now tell how sick I am by my willingness to wear jeans. When i was really sick, I didnt give a shit and wore pajamas all day. But today, i put on jeans which shows great improvement.
Saturday, December 13, 2003
Monday, November 24, 2003
Listen to my idea for a philanthropy.. A sorority cookoff! We get all the sororities to make dinner one night a week and sell plates for like $20 or something. And the people who buy plates judge the food... Every night we'd have a different sorority making a different dinner itd be awesome!!
Finally the semester is almost over... yay for 6 weeks off!
Finally the semester is almost over... yay for 6 weeks off!
Friday, October 24, 2003
I went to Carl's Junior today and asked for mustard, they didnt have it. How can they have honey mustard, yet no mustard? Or honey for that matter.....
They should have the ATMs on campus spit out 10s as well as 20s. Im too poor to take out 20 man.
What are those black paper clip things called?
People who go backpacking in the mountains are stupid. Just get a shopping cart!
Oh yeah i got my suit for formal. A nice little charcoal DKNY number. Its pimp
They should have the ATMs on campus spit out 10s as well as 20s. Im too poor to take out 20 man.
What are those black paper clip things called?
People who go backpacking in the mountains are stupid. Just get a shopping cart!
Oh yeah i got my suit for formal. A nice little charcoal DKNY number. Its pimp
Wednesday, October 22, 2003
Sunday, October 19, 2003
Thursday, October 09, 2003
Wednesday, October 08, 2003
Wednesday, October 01, 2003
Yahoo! Do people with prosthetic legs wear socks?
My roommate is a lazy piece of shit, all he does is watch tv. He seems to be getting closer and closer too, one day I think he's gonna poke his eye out on the screen...
Are 4 blades really necessary on a razor? Geez
what's up with those machines that they slide your drivers license in to see if you're really 18? Its like "yeah we acknowledge that the people at 7-11 aren't smart enough to simply look at the drivers license, lets spend millions of dollars on machines to read licenses" Why don't they just teach the machines to give change and refill the slurpee machine too? Problem solved...
Idea of the Day: Tinted contact lenses. Why wear sunglasses? They can be IN your eyes!
My roommate is a lazy piece of shit, all he does is watch tv. He seems to be getting closer and closer too, one day I think he's gonna poke his eye out on the screen...
Are 4 blades really necessary on a razor? Geez
what's up with those machines that they slide your drivers license in to see if you're really 18? Its like "yeah we acknowledge that the people at 7-11 aren't smart enough to simply look at the drivers license, lets spend millions of dollars on machines to read licenses" Why don't they just teach the machines to give change and refill the slurpee machine too? Problem solved...
Idea of the Day: Tinted contact lenses. Why wear sunglasses? They can be IN your eyes!
Monday, September 29, 2003
Yahoo! They should look into putting a tv in the middle of campus with an xbox hooked up to it with Madden in it. Cuz all i seem to do between classes is take Madden breaks...
Yahoo! So I went to the DC at 7 am this morning, I was literally the 2nd person in the door. They have JELLY donuts!!!! I was appalled!!!! And when you go that early in the morning, you can actually HEAR the song on the tv!!!
Has anyone flipped the channels and turned on stand-up comedy when the guy is in the middle of the routine? I love that feeling of confusion at first. I think its actually impossible to laugh the first 20 seconds.
Theres a comedy competition on campus that i wanted to go to, but zach talked me out of it. He said i shouldnt chance wasting $7 on unfunny comedy, when everything would be funny after a six-pack. Zach's a genius.....
Has anyone flipped the channels and turned on stand-up comedy when the guy is in the middle of the routine? I love that feeling of confusion at first. I think its actually impossible to laugh the first 20 seconds.
Theres a comedy competition on campus that i wanted to go to, but zach talked me out of it. He said i shouldnt chance wasting $7 on unfunny comedy, when everything would be funny after a six-pack. Zach's a genius.....
Saturday, September 27, 2003
Its been a month since I moved in this year. How come my classes all seem harder than they were last semester? Oh right.. soccer and ceramics. At least i have a lab with no homework, and ironically no learning. How come i cant remember what classes I have on what day? At least ive got where my classes are straight now..
Damn how come it seems like when i get to school the only movies I go see are the ones that are free? Am I that broke?
Im having a bad week, I lost my phone and I broke my sunglasses. If anything else bad happens before the end of the month Im gonna drop out of life...
Damn i only have 1 more guest credit swipe at the DC. Fucking friends, you all owe me food.
I got kidnapped last night! By a grip of Sorority girls that is.. Not the worst people to get kidnapped by. Plus they got us all drunk. They said we went thru 4 handles of Vodka and and like 60 beers. Yep, we're a fraternity alright. Shout Outs to Alpha Chi Omega, and especially the girl who they call Amy double-D. She was great....
Damn how come it seems like when i get to school the only movies I go see are the ones that are free? Am I that broke?
Im having a bad week, I lost my phone and I broke my sunglasses. If anything else bad happens before the end of the month Im gonna drop out of life...
Damn i only have 1 more guest credit swipe at the DC. Fucking friends, you all owe me food.
I got kidnapped last night! By a grip of Sorority girls that is.. Not the worst people to get kidnapped by. Plus they got us all drunk. They said we went thru 4 handles of Vodka and and like 60 beers. Yep, we're a fraternity alright. Shout Outs to Alpha Chi Omega, and especially the girl who they call Amy double-D. She was great....
Wednesday, September 10, 2003
So Ive been back at school for 2 weeks now. Funny how summer seems like a long weekend all of a sudden. The day we moved in, I was shocked at the amount of hot chicks, but somehow they all dissappeared....
I have three classes that are related: Soc oo1, Ethics, and Anthro. My Anthro teacher is like an old sweaty polar bear. He almost died when he had to pick up his keys after dropping them. I think he is part Eskimo because he is sweating like a pig in the air conditioned classroom.
Theres a girl in my Italian class named Winnie. Shes my partner. Whenever i think of her, the voice in my head gets replaced with the narrator from "The Wonder Years".
I took the elevator to my Italian class, and i realized that nobody ever says thank you to elevators for giving them rides all the time. We're all rude.....
I hate those inswinging bathroom stall doors. Whenever i try to open them, they almost push me into the toilet.....
I have three classes that are related: Soc oo1, Ethics, and Anthro. My Anthro teacher is like an old sweaty polar bear. He almost died when he had to pick up his keys after dropping them. I think he is part Eskimo because he is sweating like a pig in the air conditioned classroom.
Theres a girl in my Italian class named Winnie. Shes my partner. Whenever i think of her, the voice in my head gets replaced with the narrator from "The Wonder Years".
I took the elevator to my Italian class, and i realized that nobody ever says thank you to elevators for giving them rides all the time. We're all rude.....
I hate those inswinging bathroom stall doors. Whenever i try to open them, they almost push me into the toilet.....
Monday, August 11, 2003
Whoa long time since i posted in this thing... I went to the GIants game vs. the Phillies. U gotta love a game with the Phillies, theres no anymosity or rivalry so its all love in the ballpark. Nothing like harmony in baseball... ahh i feel refreshed just thinking about it.
After the game we were walking back to BART on 2nd street and me and Al stopped at Subway to eat. When we left we passed another Subway about a block further down 2nd. I think theyre aiming their marketing at people walking from the Park to BART.
I got really burnt at the game, but only on my right side. I had my sleeves up so it looks like I got trucker arm, in England...
When i was riding BART i had to get off at Lake Merritt to go to Al's to get my tv remote and sombrero. Its really scary to wait for a train at Fruitvale station man, i felt like someone was gonna pull a 187 in my ass. Whats worse was that i was walking around with a damn Chevy's sombrero all afternoon for no apparent reason.
another day another sunburn...
After the game we were walking back to BART on 2nd street and me and Al stopped at Subway to eat. When we left we passed another Subway about a block further down 2nd. I think theyre aiming their marketing at people walking from the Park to BART.
I got really burnt at the game, but only on my right side. I had my sleeves up so it looks like I got trucker arm, in England...
When i was riding BART i had to get off at Lake Merritt to go to Al's to get my tv remote and sombrero. Its really scary to wait for a train at Fruitvale station man, i felt like someone was gonna pull a 187 in my ass. Whats worse was that i was walking around with a damn Chevy's sombrero all afternoon for no apparent reason.
another day another sunburn...
Friday, July 18, 2003
So I went to the Giants game tonight with Billy. Its weird how you can sit in a 40,000 seat stadium and forget why youre there after a while. By the 6th inning we were just on a hot chick hunt, all around the stadium. The hottest chicks are on the walkway in right field ;-).
Billy came up with a good idea for driving on the freeway. Get two motorcycles that can snap together so you can ride in the carpool lane, and then if theres traffic you can break apart and zoom through everyone. Sounds pretty good to me, i give it my Weird Random Idea seal of approval...
Wanna hear about coincidences? I walked by the movies, and saw someone wearing the same grey Sac State sweatshirt i had on. He wasnt just anyone random, it was Rod from Draper. Not only that, but hes going to be in Draper again, so am i.... not only that but hes going to be 2nd floor, as will I. Thats some shit right thurrrr.......
A friend recently asked me if i had a webcam. I said no, but that got me to thinking what the point of a webcam is. So you spend 50 some-odd bucks so people can see you? Seems like it should be the other way. What if there was reverse web-cams and you could see whoever you were IMing. Or see the people working for the website youre visiting? Wouldnt that be a little more fun?
I think i got the idea that will make me rich. A satellite guided fleet of unmanned lawnmowers. Subscribers to my service would get their lawn cut every week! There could be a little shed that holds the mower on every block! An eye in the sky would steer the lawnmowers to a precision cut every time. Wouldnt it be freaky if youre outside playin basketball and a lawnmower rolls by and goes around your game as if being steered by an unseen controller?
Spooky..... but cool
Finished the first week of soccer camp. I survived! Its amazing how good my touch is getting. Lets put it this way, if a football was round, i could be the first quarterback to kick the ball to the receivers haha
Billy came up with a good idea for driving on the freeway. Get two motorcycles that can snap together so you can ride in the carpool lane, and then if theres traffic you can break apart and zoom through everyone. Sounds pretty good to me, i give it my Weird Random Idea seal of approval...
Wanna hear about coincidences? I walked by the movies, and saw someone wearing the same grey Sac State sweatshirt i had on. He wasnt just anyone random, it was Rod from Draper. Not only that, but hes going to be in Draper again, so am i.... not only that but hes going to be 2nd floor, as will I. Thats some shit right thurrrr.......
A friend recently asked me if i had a webcam. I said no, but that got me to thinking what the point of a webcam is. So you spend 50 some-odd bucks so people can see you? Seems like it should be the other way. What if there was reverse web-cams and you could see whoever you were IMing. Or see the people working for the website youre visiting? Wouldnt that be a little more fun?
I think i got the idea that will make me rich. A satellite guided fleet of unmanned lawnmowers. Subscribers to my service would get their lawn cut every week! There could be a little shed that holds the mower on every block! An eye in the sky would steer the lawnmowers to a precision cut every time. Wouldnt it be freaky if youre outside playin basketball and a lawnmower rolls by and goes around your game as if being steered by an unseen controller?
Spooky..... but cool
Finished the first week of soccer camp. I survived! Its amazing how good my touch is getting. Lets put it this way, if a football was round, i could be the first quarterback to kick the ball to the receivers haha
Saturday, July 12, 2003
Tuesday, July 08, 2003
I have the sneaking suspicion that someones playing a practical joke on me to keep me home all summer. First the "Check Engine" light goes on in my truck and it needs to have the engine rebuilt. Then my dad gets rearended on the freeway so he gets to drive my caddy. Then the day after he gets his car back from the body shop, the rearview mirror of the caddy falls right off the windshied. Give me a break! Its really weird driving down the road using the passenger vanity mirror as a rearview.
Today my dad paid me $50 bucks for washing 10 windows. Well im glad someone in our family has money to throw around. Halfway through squee-geeing the first window i thought "Why?". Its going to rain eventually right?
I love college. Last week when i went to the dentist's office that happens to be my mom's workplace, one of her co-workers was asking me how college was going. I love it when people truly honestly ask me if I'm working hard. Its just so fun to laugh out loud.
Being a dentist cant be that bad of a job. For starters, you get to stay in college an extra 4 years. And even though you have to look in peoples mouths and stratch at their gums and stuff, you dont even have to smell their breath because you get to wear one of those SARS masks.
Today my dad paid me $50 bucks for washing 10 windows. Well im glad someone in our family has money to throw around. Halfway through squee-geeing the first window i thought "Why?". Its going to rain eventually right?
I love college. Last week when i went to the dentist's office that happens to be my mom's workplace, one of her co-workers was asking me how college was going. I love it when people truly honestly ask me if I'm working hard. Its just so fun to laugh out loud.
Being a dentist cant be that bad of a job. For starters, you get to stay in college an extra 4 years. And even though you have to look in peoples mouths and stratch at their gums and stuff, you dont even have to smell their breath because you get to wear one of those SARS masks.
Sunday, July 06, 2003
Why are girls so wussy when it comes to love? For once Id like a girl that i like to say "Hey, I like you. You should take me out sometime" and then wink twice, or just say "wink, wink".
How come some girls got issues with ex-boyfriends? Yanno why theyre called ex-boyfriends right? Because youre sposed to draw a big X through them and throw em in the garbage.
How can a girl be afraid to talk to me in the presence of her ex-boyfriend? Why are you even with him, and then why must you be emotionally muted around him? Is that any way to have fun? Im much more fun than that guy, just read my friendster profile, or hey just gimme some alcohol.
Whats with the girls who dig fat guys? It seems like Ive always been haunted by the hot chick i like that likes the fat guy. I dont mean like Fat Albert fat, just yanno overweight. Hows that sposed to make a guy feel when hes worked so hard to not eat like a pig and sit on his ass every day of the week? Ive actually lost 10 pounds since high school, take that freshman 15!
My buddy is selling knives for money right now. I cant help but rain on his parade because hes so proud of his product. He actually has the nerve to go to peoples houses and try to sell them $1500 knives without thinking he'll be landing facefirst on the doormat. Who in their right mind buys a set of knives for $1500? "Theyre guaranteed for life" he says. How many $20 knives does one go through in a lifetime? "They can cut through a car door" he says. Right, well next time im locked in a bank vault ill give you a call.... $1500 for knives...rediculous
Me and my buddy Gus have come to the conclusion that gang members are just mean kids that are really bad at sports. The other day a wanna-be thug that looked about 14 wanted to fight me in front of In N Out cuz i was laughing at him when he savagely (and pathetically) punched another middle school kid in the back when he wasnt looking. Then when i laughed at him some more, he made a comment about getting a gun and then i wouldnt be laughing. Then i thought "what are you gonna do, ride your bike home and get it? Its not in your car, because you are obviously too young to drive. I could beat your ass right now and just hop in the car and laugh all the way home!" Ahhh testosterone....
How come some girls got issues with ex-boyfriends? Yanno why theyre called ex-boyfriends right? Because youre sposed to draw a big X through them and throw em in the garbage.
How can a girl be afraid to talk to me in the presence of her ex-boyfriend? Why are you even with him, and then why must you be emotionally muted around him? Is that any way to have fun? Im much more fun than that guy, just read my friendster profile, or hey just gimme some alcohol.
Whats with the girls who dig fat guys? It seems like Ive always been haunted by the hot chick i like that likes the fat guy. I dont mean like Fat Albert fat, just yanno overweight. Hows that sposed to make a guy feel when hes worked so hard to not eat like a pig and sit on his ass every day of the week? Ive actually lost 10 pounds since high school, take that freshman 15!
My buddy is selling knives for money right now. I cant help but rain on his parade because hes so proud of his product. He actually has the nerve to go to peoples houses and try to sell them $1500 knives without thinking he'll be landing facefirst on the doormat. Who in their right mind buys a set of knives for $1500? "Theyre guaranteed for life" he says. How many $20 knives does one go through in a lifetime? "They can cut through a car door" he says. Right, well next time im locked in a bank vault ill give you a call.... $1500 for knives...rediculous
Me and my buddy Gus have come to the conclusion that gang members are just mean kids that are really bad at sports. The other day a wanna-be thug that looked about 14 wanted to fight me in front of In N Out cuz i was laughing at him when he savagely (and pathetically) punched another middle school kid in the back when he wasnt looking. Then when i laughed at him some more, he made a comment about getting a gun and then i wouldnt be laughing. Then i thought "what are you gonna do, ride your bike home and get it? Its not in your car, because you are obviously too young to drive. I could beat your ass right now and just hop in the car and laugh all the way home!" Ahhh testosterone....
Tuesday, June 24, 2003
Lately ive been hella sick so i didnt post for a while......
I had to go to the Emergency Room cuz i had a temperature of like 104. When i got there, there was like 4 Punjab dudes on cell phones sitting under the no cell phone sign. It took forever for them to call me in and i was getting irritated. When they finally did, they just took my temperature and pulse and sent me back. Apparently they had to make sure i was alive before letting me in. No people without pulses are gettin in here, no way.... the morgue is down that hall........
Ive been noticing all the differences between home and school now. For example, at home when u see graffitti, its more than likely for a gang; at school its for a Fraternity....at school bad drivers are presumably drunk, at home theyre just foreign... signs on the side of the road at home are advertisements for new housing developments, but at school theyre for events or student elections. Anyone catch themselves looking for the conveyor belt when leaving a restaurant yet?
Anyone ever notice Jurassic Park and Jaws are basically the same movie with different animals?
I had to go to the Emergency Room cuz i had a temperature of like 104. When i got there, there was like 4 Punjab dudes on cell phones sitting under the no cell phone sign. It took forever for them to call me in and i was getting irritated. When they finally did, they just took my temperature and pulse and sent me back. Apparently they had to make sure i was alive before letting me in. No people without pulses are gettin in here, no way.... the morgue is down that hall........
Ive been noticing all the differences between home and school now. For example, at home when u see graffitti, its more than likely for a gang; at school its for a Fraternity....at school bad drivers are presumably drunk, at home theyre just foreign... signs on the side of the road at home are advertisements for new housing developments, but at school theyre for events or student elections. Anyone catch themselves looking for the conveyor belt when leaving a restaurant yet?
Anyone ever notice Jurassic Park and Jaws are basically the same movie with different animals?
Wednesday, June 11, 2003
So i went to Chabot to take an English placement test so i can take a summer english class. Chabot isn't even a college man, its a high school i swear. What kinda college can you walk across in 2 minutes? What kinda college only charges a dollar for parking? But anyway that test was wayyy easy, it was pretty much a waste of time.. why couldnt they accept my placement test scores from Sac State? OH well i didnt take them at Sac anyway =). Thank god for a 1290 SAT score... woohoo.
Party at Stanford 2nite yay. If i aint drivin, im gettin f'd up. Hopefully someone can pick me up so i dont even have to drive home from their house. Yay for parties and alcohol.
14 hours later....
Back from the party at Stanford, its was coo.... damn that asian chick in the black dress with the big ass been in my mind for a while haha... yay for mutual drunken ass grabbing
I hit the beer bong for the first time tonight, gotta love downing a beer in 3 seconds..... but that was the biggest burp i ever needed to get out
I drank a Corona, a keg beer, a shot of 151, and a few more beers i cant really remember haha
Alcohol Tolerance Check: still high =)
drove home a lil' faded again.. i really gotta stop being the driver man. But dont trip cuz i tested myself with the guardian angel strip and it said i was coo to drive hehe.. but it was still scary as fuck. well now im bored as fuck, ive been up since 8 am damn.... and im not even sleepy yet.. yet
Party at Stanford 2nite yay. If i aint drivin, im gettin f'd up. Hopefully someone can pick me up so i dont even have to drive home from their house. Yay for parties and alcohol.
14 hours later....
Back from the party at Stanford, its was coo.... damn that asian chick in the black dress with the big ass been in my mind for a while haha... yay for mutual drunken ass grabbing
I hit the beer bong for the first time tonight, gotta love downing a beer in 3 seconds..... but that was the biggest burp i ever needed to get out
I drank a Corona, a keg beer, a shot of 151, and a few more beers i cant really remember haha
Alcohol Tolerance Check: still high =)
drove home a lil' faded again.. i really gotta stop being the driver man. But dont trip cuz i tested myself with the guardian angel strip and it said i was coo to drive hehe.. but it was still scary as fuck. well now im bored as fuck, ive been up since 8 am damn.... and im not even sleepy yet.. yet
Monday, June 09, 2003
So Im chillin in my room tonight listening to music and my mom rushes in and asks me if i heard the water running today. I politely say no as she continues to tell me about how my dad left the water on all day. Then she says i should listen for running water and investigate it. I told her that her and my dad should investigate turning the knob off when they leave the faucets.
Of course that brought on a huge lecture about how much the water bill will be if people leave the water on. I asked her how I was involved; I had not left the water on, I didnt hear the water on and leave it on, I dont pay the bill.
So my mom leaves and somehow translates the conversation in parent language to my dad and he comes in fuming..."If you hear the water on, turn if off!" Something about that sentence and the context just didnt pan out well in my mind. Why is he telling me things that are common knowledge? I yelled back "If youre out of breath, then Breathe!"
......Parents just dont understand.....
Have u ever been at home outside and thought "damn im glad i didnt lock the door" only to realize that it isnt a dorm room and you couldnt have locked it wihtout your key anyway?
Whats with headlines like "Scientist may have found Nefertiti mummy"? It's not news until he does dammit. I may have a million dollar bill in my wallet next time i look, but i dont waste web space with speculation like that..... Oh wait....
I know Ive played too much counter-strike lately because everytime i turn a corner or pass a big crate, i look to see if someone is hiding there waiting to shoot me....
Random thoughts from college students like me:
How come the only thing you can ever find to stir mixed drinks in your dorm room is a pen? You might as well tell some random kid at the party to stick his hand in your drink and stir for you, considering you probably found the pen on the floor after class or dropped it on the floor yourself…numerous times. Just another reason why college kids get sick all the time I’m sure.
Why is it that there is always one hanger on the floor in my dorm room that will get stepped on and mangled for two weeks before someone picks it up and throws it away?
Everyone without a printer has at least one "printer pal." This is the person who you can always count on to borrow some paper and print out your homework. Everyone WITH a printer has at least one "printing asshole." These are the people who always drain your fucking paper supply every time they feel like printing something out.
This is pretty random, but you know those sanitary toilet-seat covers in public restrooms? Why the hell is do you have to punch out the centers of them? Were they just too lazy to finish cutting them out?! And then, are you supposed to tear it out completely or so that it’s still attached to the back? What the fuck!
Here is a true story: One of my friends at another school wrote calculus formulas on his hand the night before the exam to help him study. Only problem was, he used a permanent-type marker so apparently they wouldn’t wash off completely before the exam. He got so nervous about getting busted for cheating that he went early to the exam and explained to the professor why he would be wearing a glove for the duration of the exam. And there’s just about nothing more retarded than wearing one fucking glove during an exam. Except if he had only had a mitten and then kept dropping his pencil because he couldn’t hold it right.
^ When i read that one, i was like wtf, how could he write stuff on his writing hand... guess that guy didnt think about it too much haha
Of course that brought on a huge lecture about how much the water bill will be if people leave the water on. I asked her how I was involved; I had not left the water on, I didnt hear the water on and leave it on, I dont pay the bill.
So my mom leaves and somehow translates the conversation in parent language to my dad and he comes in fuming..."If you hear the water on, turn if off!" Something about that sentence and the context just didnt pan out well in my mind. Why is he telling me things that are common knowledge? I yelled back "If youre out of breath, then Breathe!"
......Parents just dont understand.....
Have u ever been at home outside and thought "damn im glad i didnt lock the door" only to realize that it isnt a dorm room and you couldnt have locked it wihtout your key anyway?
Whats with headlines like "Scientist may have found Nefertiti mummy"? It's not news until he does dammit. I may have a million dollar bill in my wallet next time i look, but i dont waste web space with speculation like that..... Oh wait....
I know Ive played too much counter-strike lately because everytime i turn a corner or pass a big crate, i look to see if someone is hiding there waiting to shoot me....
Random thoughts from college students like me:
How come the only thing you can ever find to stir mixed drinks in your dorm room is a pen? You might as well tell some random kid at the party to stick his hand in your drink and stir for you, considering you probably found the pen on the floor after class or dropped it on the floor yourself…numerous times. Just another reason why college kids get sick all the time I’m sure.
Why is it that there is always one hanger on the floor in my dorm room that will get stepped on and mangled for two weeks before someone picks it up and throws it away?
Everyone without a printer has at least one "printer pal." This is the person who you can always count on to borrow some paper and print out your homework. Everyone WITH a printer has at least one "printing asshole." These are the people who always drain your fucking paper supply every time they feel like printing something out.
This is pretty random, but you know those sanitary toilet-seat covers in public restrooms? Why the hell is do you have to punch out the centers of them? Were they just too lazy to finish cutting them out?! And then, are you supposed to tear it out completely or so that it’s still attached to the back? What the fuck!
Here is a true story: One of my friends at another school wrote calculus formulas on his hand the night before the exam to help him study. Only problem was, he used a permanent-type marker so apparently they wouldn’t wash off completely before the exam. He got so nervous about getting busted for cheating that he went early to the exam and explained to the professor why he would be wearing a glove for the duration of the exam. And there’s just about nothing more retarded than wearing one fucking glove during an exam. Except if he had only had a mitten and then kept dropping his pencil because he couldn’t hold it right.
^ When i read that one, i was like wtf, how could he write stuff on his writing hand... guess that guy didnt think about it too much haha
Today i taped the NBA finals game 3 for my friend Luis. That was the first time i actually watched the WHOLE game on tv. At halftime i had to make a run to the store and i got back exactly when the 2nd half was starting. I wonder if they did any research on how long it takes the average single white male to go to safeway and back. If they did, then someone deserves a promotion!
Stopping the recording for commercials can be annoying, especially when the record button doesnt work on the remote and U have to get up to get it record.
I must've seen 43 Chevy commercials. Its amazing how commercialized tv is getting. They have rotating billboards by the scorers table. In soccer they have ads on the jerseys for almost all pro teams. Why not just make the basketball a white ball with a Nike swoosh? Or make the court a big Budweiser logo. How about a backboard that is a huge movie poster with a square on it. Or why dont they go a step further and just rename the players? "Ford drives to the whole and lays it up over Wal-mart, wow Ford sure is lighting it up tonight"
The score at halftime was the lowest in NBA finals history. One question came to my mind, Why am I not in the NBA? Where do i try out?
Stopping the recording for commercials can be annoying, especially when the record button doesnt work on the remote and U have to get up to get it record.
I must've seen 43 Chevy commercials. Its amazing how commercialized tv is getting. They have rotating billboards by the scorers table. In soccer they have ads on the jerseys for almost all pro teams. Why not just make the basketball a white ball with a Nike swoosh? Or make the court a big Budweiser logo. How about a backboard that is a huge movie poster with a square on it. Or why dont they go a step further and just rename the players? "Ford drives to the whole and lays it up over Wal-mart, wow Ford sure is lighting it up tonight"
The score at halftime was the lowest in NBA finals history. One question came to my mind, Why am I not in the NBA? Where do i try out?
Sunday, June 08, 2003
Damn im tired...... Whats up with my parents waiting up for me? Im not gonna get murdered or anything, Im ok! My dad called me at 130 on a Saturday night to tell me to come home. I was like, wait did i not turn 19 last year? Did i not spend all year at college doing God knows what until God knows when? GRrr.
So last night i met this chick named Bernadette at Hypernet. She was really cute and i know she thinks i am too.... she told me ;-). She gave me her sn, but she's always on away... I really hate away messages sometimes. Its harder to put up an away message than to just sign off. I mean i can understand if u have something important to tell someone while you go take a shit, but damn being gone for 3 hours with "BRB" up is just annoying!
But shes really really cute... She goes to CSUH and shes studying to be a nurse. Helloooooo Nurse! =P Oh dear i hope she doesnt read this! Oh well whatever... Imma have to get her number and ask her out one time at least. D'oh! no money! oh well Diosdado is gonna talk to his boss to get me a job catering Weddings and stuff over the summer. He says its hella cool, and that they meet hella fine girls at the weddings. Nuthin better than meeting single girls at weddings that are jealous of their friend getting married.... yes.....
Damn i havent played soccer in like a week and a half, when is soccer camp gonna start!
Damn ive had so much bad news in the past week or two. My truck's engine is as good as gone. Its gonna cost a shitload to replace =( and to raise the cash, my parents might sell the Caddy, or they might just donate the truck for a writeoff... Boo to that man! Thats my truck! My very first car!
Friendster is soooooo cool! Ive talked to like at least 5 friends from High school i hadnt talked to since Graduation. Its nice to be able to catch up with old friends like that... Well im out
So last night i met this chick named Bernadette at Hypernet. She was really cute and i know she thinks i am too.... she told me ;-). She gave me her sn, but she's always on away... I really hate away messages sometimes. Its harder to put up an away message than to just sign off. I mean i can understand if u have something important to tell someone while you go take a shit, but damn being gone for 3 hours with "BRB" up is just annoying!
But shes really really cute... She goes to CSUH and shes studying to be a nurse. Helloooooo Nurse! =P Oh dear i hope she doesnt read this! Oh well whatever... Imma have to get her number and ask her out one time at least. D'oh! no money! oh well Diosdado is gonna talk to his boss to get me a job catering Weddings and stuff over the summer. He says its hella cool, and that they meet hella fine girls at the weddings. Nuthin better than meeting single girls at weddings that are jealous of their friend getting married.... yes.....
Damn i havent played soccer in like a week and a half, when is soccer camp gonna start!
Damn ive had so much bad news in the past week or two. My truck's engine is as good as gone. Its gonna cost a shitload to replace =( and to raise the cash, my parents might sell the Caddy, or they might just donate the truck for a writeoff... Boo to that man! Thats my truck! My very first car!
Friendster is soooooo cool! Ive talked to like at least 5 friends from High school i hadnt talked to since Graduation. Its nice to be able to catch up with old friends like that... Well im out
Tuesday, June 03, 2003
Hella weird day... Went to tapioca express and felt weird around all the asians. Visited Chelle at her independent studies school. And to think that all this time i assumed that independant studies was when u didnt go to school.... Weird. Damn she looked good though. We went and got her friend Char in Fremont and drove around a lot and i drove the v8 ford truck (i still swear mine is faster) and we went to Hypernet for like 20 minutes cuz i had some extra time on my account so we traded off and Chelle was sittin on my lap and i was grabbin her ass haha... I think imma go back there tonight, after Real World Paris debut that is.....
Monday, June 02, 2003
Damn what a boring ass day.... all i did was wake up, go get job apps, come home, watch 'A Beautiful Mind' and eat dinner with some mormon missionaries and thats it... well its still early, maybe ill do something later. Better yet, maybe Ill do someone later =P
What the F emily.....
"YES YOU ARE SMALL MINDED!!!! But before you get out there on the slope there is a whole science to your equipment. You can't just expect to go out there with any old piece of wood and win. Edges are amazingly important. they have to sharpened to perfection so that when you move your knees the wood will move to. Everything has to be the right shape for your comfort and you have to wax it just right so eeverything will move."
^ Hey that's called carpentry.... LOL
So last night i went to the Chevron to put gas in my truck and this guy asks me for a quarter. It was a little odd because he wasnt a beggar. I knew this because he was in a truck nicer than mine. Funny that i felt less apprehensive giving money to another motorist than a person living in poverty.. Weird. Turns out he just needed an extra quarter to buy a Black n Meezy. I know this because i gave him a dollar and he brought me .75 cents back. Maybe beggars should look into this.... Give someone 75 cents for a dollar that is. It just seemed like less of a committment because i got something back... Ok so yeah i really just did turn writing about giving someone a quarter into 5 lines. Weird how that works. Anybody got a story they need turning into a novel?
Oh yeah we lost to the 13th seed in the playoffs for Davis.... bummer. Oh but on the bright side i dribbled the whole team off the kickoff and scored again. I should really try that more often, Im 2 for 2! =)
What the F emily.....
"YES YOU ARE SMALL MINDED!!!! But before you get out there on the slope there is a whole science to your equipment. You can't just expect to go out there with any old piece of wood and win. Edges are amazingly important. they have to sharpened to perfection so that when you move your knees the wood will move to. Everything has to be the right shape for your comfort and you have to wax it just right so eeverything will move."
^ Hey that's called carpentry.... LOL
So last night i went to the Chevron to put gas in my truck and this guy asks me for a quarter. It was a little odd because he wasnt a beggar. I knew this because he was in a truck nicer than mine. Funny that i felt less apprehensive giving money to another motorist than a person living in poverty.. Weird. Turns out he just needed an extra quarter to buy a Black n Meezy. I know this because i gave him a dollar and he brought me .75 cents back. Maybe beggars should look into this.... Give someone 75 cents for a dollar that is. It just seemed like less of a committment because i got something back... Ok so yeah i really just did turn writing about giving someone a quarter into 5 lines. Weird how that works. Anybody got a story they need turning into a novel?
Oh yeah we lost to the 13th seed in the playoffs for Davis.... bummer. Oh but on the bright side i dribbled the whole team off the kickoff and scored again. I should really try that more often, Im 2 for 2! =)
Tuesday, May 27, 2003
Hell yea we beat the 5 seed for playoffs at Davis. Major upset baby!... Its too bad we gonna get a whoopin when me and Goose dont play thursday, GLuck BIlly!
Fuck driving to davis costs like 20 bucks! shit! At least i got to go to their Rec Pool.... It was awesome. Imagine a pool complex with nothing but college people, see Davis people ARE smart.... There was this one chick with big fake silicone boobies and she went on the diving board, I swear the whole male population of the complex was watching her with wide eyes, just hoping, anticipating for the moment those funbags would pop out when she hit the water. So she springs off the board, and what does she do? She holds her top on with her arms! Everyone in the place went "awwwww!" haha God bless boobs....
That's all for tonight, i gotta get up at the buttcrack of dawn to go start work at NUMMI... peace
Fuck driving to davis costs like 20 bucks! shit! At least i got to go to their Rec Pool.... It was awesome. Imagine a pool complex with nothing but college people, see Davis people ARE smart.... There was this one chick with big fake silicone boobies and she went on the diving board, I swear the whole male population of the complex was watching her with wide eyes, just hoping, anticipating for the moment those funbags would pop out when she hit the water. So she springs off the board, and what does she do? She holds her top on with her arms! Everyone in the place went "awwwww!" haha God bless boobs....
That's all for tonight, i gotta get up at the buttcrack of dawn to go start work at NUMMI... peace
Dude... Whats up with board sports?(a sport where u just ride a board i.e. Snowboarding SKiing ,etc. ) I love it how people from the mountains think that skiing and snowboarding is life. Reality check people: It is not life. Life does not begin on a board, and does not end on a board (with exception to Sonny Bono). The main problem i have with board sports is that there is little to none skill involved. Look at me! im strapped onto a polished hunk of wood and using gravity to slide down a hill and not fall! Im so talented! Give me a medal! Its so pathetic how when u watch the olympics the broadcasters talk about the good form the best skiers have. If 98% of the skill involved in skiing was moving your knees back and forth and shifting your weight, Elvis would have been the best skier ever. And how do you get tired from skiing? Probably from getting up after falling down so many times. What kind of sport is one where you most of the workout getting up from a faceplant and gathering your equipment after yardsale-ing it? I mean you dont even have to walk back up the hill! they have a little chair that comes and gets your sweet little ass... Basically i just want to prove to someone that board sports are not sports at all, they are purely recreactional... Now that im done blasting sports where you ride on things, close your jaw emily, I really did say that...
So i went to the USA vs. Wales soccer match today in San Jose. My dad packed us in the car at about 430, but of course he didnt inform me the game wasnt starting until 7, and the gates wouldnt open until about 615... So we sat there for about 35 minutes just watching people Tailgate.... Mmm BBQ.....
USA kicked ass, Donovans the shit. Towards the end of the game, donovan got a breakaway with 3 defenders flanking him. He calmly split all three, juked another and barely got his shot blocked.... That woulda been the shit if he scored on 4 defenders mann!
The game was about all i did today, i got home at 10 and watched TV and got trapped in the internet, and here i am! And there i go......
So i went to the USA vs. Wales soccer match today in San Jose. My dad packed us in the car at about 430, but of course he didnt inform me the game wasnt starting until 7, and the gates wouldnt open until about 615... So we sat there for about 35 minutes just watching people Tailgate.... Mmm BBQ.....
USA kicked ass, Donovans the shit. Towards the end of the game, donovan got a breakaway with 3 defenders flanking him. He calmly split all three, juked another and barely got his shot blocked.... That woulda been the shit if he scored on 4 defenders mann!
The game was about all i did today, i got home at 10 and watched TV and got trapped in the internet, and here i am! And there i go......
Monday, May 26, 2003
I had the weirdest dream last night. I was back in Sac and there was a huge storm like a hurricane in Sac that flooded the banks of the American river and trapped all us Desmond residents on the top floor. The weirdest part was that the storm couldnt start unless I sparked a lightning bolt with a lighter..... So of course i held my flame up and and a lightning bolt was feeling up and down my arm looking for it, and it felt like i stuck my hand in a beehive.... So then it rained and rained and rained... so much that the dorm was flooded to the third floor... so the only way we could get out was the windows, and people were trying to get things out of their cars...... Weird ass dream......
So i woke up to Goose calling me to play basketball at Logan. When i got there they were already playing, so i just shot around with Tony. Damn i hate those double-rim POS logan hoops...
So after shooting around for like a hour or two, Dani called me up and said to go to the movies at Regal to see Bruce Almighty with her and Marissa... My truck's check engine light came on as soon as i left =( so i took the Caddy..... I hope my truck is OK! I think its cuz i was gonna wash it today and didnt so its mad at me...
After 25 minutes of drivin i was Bubblin in Dublin.... tell me how a person with a Corvette doesnt drives slower than me through Niles Canyon? Id be flyin in a Corvette...... The movie was pretty good, I want to be God for a while. i couldnt get change for my 20 after the movie so i owe Dani 10 bucks now.. i hate owing people money, its sucks... I owe people like 50 bucks now dammit....
Invention of the Day: Radar on cars showing cars around them (like GPS) but that only shows cars around them. This would make it easy to know when to pass in a 2 lane canyon road...
Also they should have something on Ambulances that turns all the lights green for them when they are coming.. I seriously cant be the first person to think of that can I?
So i woke up to Goose calling me to play basketball at Logan. When i got there they were already playing, so i just shot around with Tony. Damn i hate those double-rim POS logan hoops...
So after shooting around for like a hour or two, Dani called me up and said to go to the movies at Regal to see Bruce Almighty with her and Marissa... My truck's check engine light came on as soon as i left =( so i took the Caddy..... I hope my truck is OK! I think its cuz i was gonna wash it today and didnt so its mad at me...
After 25 minutes of drivin i was Bubblin in Dublin.... tell me how a person with a Corvette doesnt drives slower than me through Niles Canyon? Id be flyin in a Corvette...... The movie was pretty good, I want to be God for a while. i couldnt get change for my 20 after the movie so i owe Dani 10 bucks now.. i hate owing people money, its sucks... I owe people like 50 bucks now dammit....
Invention of the Day: Radar on cars showing cars around them (like GPS) but that only shows cars around them. This would make it easy to know when to pass in a 2 lane canyon road...
Also they should have something on Ambulances that turns all the lights green for them when they are coming.. I seriously cant be the first person to think of that can I?
Saturday, May 24, 2003
So hey this is my first post on this blog. How fun and exciting, imagine the possibilities! Oh yeah dont steal any of my ideas or anything that u may read on this, cuz i might use it to keep track of things i thought up...
So what'd i do today you ask? Well i woke up promtly at 7am cuz i fell asleep at 2pm last night (dont ask) and then the doorbell rang. So I was like "who in the hell is ringing the doorbell at 730?" and it was my neighbor..... in his drawers to be exact.. and he told me to call this number for a job. So i called the number and went to this place in fremont that helps people get jobs and and after an hour of writing my SSN and name and signiture and a million papers (you'd think theyd use a computer program by now) i had a job. My neighbor didnt tell me all the details so i had to run to the Fremont DMV for my drivers record, and run to a clinic thing to take a drug test, and run back to the job place before i could officially get the job. So after a lot of running around Fremont, i got a job and learned a lot about places in Fremont....
I work at the Toyota factory parking cars! How cool and easy of a job is that? And wait, they pay me $13 bucks an hour! Im gonna be a baller later, just watch. Plus i get to drive all the toyotas around! Oh yeah and i heard that Ruben Hernandez and Tony Hernandez (no relation) both work there too! The only bad thing is, i have to learn stick before wednesday ack! And i work in South Fremont at the NUMI (i thinks thats how its spelled) plant, so ill have to go down 880 S with all the dotcommuters (hey thats a cool ass word, i might have to copyright that one!), but i dont think traffic will be too much of a problem because i have the early shift. 6AM to 230pm. Thats right, the 6AM that comes before the sun rises, the 6AM that i went to sleep at for most of finals week, the 6AM that they invented coffee for.....
So i did the math, i can possibly earn about 7 grand this summer.... thats great considering i lived on 1800 for all of last year.... Enough about the job i got, i havent even started yet...
I feel like going to quarry lakes a lot this summer. i drove by it today (on my many drives through Fremont) and it hella reminded me of last summer when it was brand new. I remember going there with Chelle and Maria and her Cousin in Chelle's little VW droptop, that was a fun ass day... I think i might get a season pass for parking. I can go after work or something and actually get a tan this year, or a burn rather.....
I downloaded all the songs from the Chevelle album off Kazaa and burned a cd (sorry RIAA). Its rather good, I like Chevelle cuz they sound like a cross between 311 and System of a Down... or at least thats what i think...
Well thats all i did today, except watch the softball CWS. Damn those girls look hot in those shorts and tight pants and playing baseball on a miniature field..... Oh yeah i saw Vicky Galindo playing for Cal! How cool is that, Logan represent! She struck out though and then i fell asleep.....
Matt's invention of the day: Lava Lamp that uses electrical charges instead of a light bulb... It'd be hella cool and flashing but Wax wouldnt work out too well....
So what'd i do today you ask? Well i woke up promtly at 7am cuz i fell asleep at 2pm last night (dont ask) and then the doorbell rang. So I was like "who in the hell is ringing the doorbell at 730?" and it was my neighbor..... in his drawers to be exact.. and he told me to call this number for a job. So i called the number and went to this place in fremont that helps people get jobs and and after an hour of writing my SSN and name and signiture and a million papers (you'd think theyd use a computer program by now) i had a job. My neighbor didnt tell me all the details so i had to run to the Fremont DMV for my drivers record, and run to a clinic thing to take a drug test, and run back to the job place before i could officially get the job. So after a lot of running around Fremont, i got a job and learned a lot about places in Fremont....
I work at the Toyota factory parking cars! How cool and easy of a job is that? And wait, they pay me $13 bucks an hour! Im gonna be a baller later, just watch. Plus i get to drive all the toyotas around! Oh yeah and i heard that Ruben Hernandez and Tony Hernandez (no relation) both work there too! The only bad thing is, i have to learn stick before wednesday ack! And i work in South Fremont at the NUMI (i thinks thats how its spelled) plant, so ill have to go down 880 S with all the dotcommuters (hey thats a cool ass word, i might have to copyright that one!), but i dont think traffic will be too much of a problem because i have the early shift. 6AM to 230pm. Thats right, the 6AM that comes before the sun rises, the 6AM that i went to sleep at for most of finals week, the 6AM that they invented coffee for.....
So i did the math, i can possibly earn about 7 grand this summer.... thats great considering i lived on 1800 for all of last year.... Enough about the job i got, i havent even started yet...
I feel like going to quarry lakes a lot this summer. i drove by it today (on my many drives through Fremont) and it hella reminded me of last summer when it was brand new. I remember going there with Chelle and Maria and her Cousin in Chelle's little VW droptop, that was a fun ass day... I think i might get a season pass for parking. I can go after work or something and actually get a tan this year, or a burn rather.....
I downloaded all the songs from the Chevelle album off Kazaa and burned a cd (sorry RIAA). Its rather good, I like Chevelle cuz they sound like a cross between 311 and System of a Down... or at least thats what i think...
Well thats all i did today, except watch the softball CWS. Damn those girls look hot in those shorts and tight pants and playing baseball on a miniature field..... Oh yeah i saw Vicky Galindo playing for Cal! How cool is that, Logan represent! She struck out though and then i fell asleep.....
Matt's invention of the day: Lava Lamp that uses electrical charges instead of a light bulb... It'd be hella cool and flashing but Wax wouldnt work out too well....
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