Hell yea we beat the 5 seed for playoffs at Davis. Major upset baby!... Its too bad we gonna get a whoopin when me and Goose dont play thursday, GLuck BIlly!

Fuck driving to davis costs like 20 bucks! shit! At least i got to go to their Rec Pool.... It was awesome. Imagine a pool complex with nothing but college people, see Davis people ARE smart.... There was this one chick with big fake silicone boobies and she went on the diving board, I swear the whole male population of the complex was watching her with wide eyes, just hoping, anticipating for the moment those funbags would pop out when she hit the water. So she springs off the board, and what does she do? She holds her top on with her arms! Everyone in the place went "awwwww!" haha God bless boobs....

That's all for tonight, i gotta get up at the buttcrack of dawn to go start work at NUMMI... peace

Dude... Whats up with board sports?(a sport where u just ride a board i.e. Snowboarding SKiing ,etc. ) I love it how people from the mountains think that skiing and snowboarding is life. Reality check people: It is not life. Life does not begin on a board, and does not end on a board (with exception to Sonny Bono). The main problem i have with board sports is that there is little to none skill involved. Look at me! im strapped onto a polished hunk of wood and using gravity to slide down a hill and not fall! Im so talented! Give me a medal! Its so pathetic how when u watch the olympics the broadcasters talk about the good form the best skiers have. If 98% of the skill involved in skiing was moving your knees back and forth and shifting your weight, Elvis would have been the best skier ever. And how do you get tired from skiing? Probably from getting up after falling down so many times. What kind of sport is one where you most of the workout getting up from a faceplant and gathering your equipment after yardsale-ing it? I mean you dont even have to walk back up the hill! they have a little chair that comes and gets your sweet little ass... Basically i just want to prove to someone that board sports are not sports at all, they are purely recreactional... Now that im done blasting sports where you ride on things, close your jaw emily, I really did say that...

So i went to the USA vs. Wales soccer match today in San Jose. My dad packed us in the car at about 430, but of course he didnt inform me the game wasnt starting until 7, and the gates wouldnt open until about 615... So we sat there for about 35 minutes just watching people Tailgate.... Mmm BBQ.....

USA kicked ass, Donovans the shit. Towards the end of the game, donovan got a breakaway with 3 defenders flanking him. He calmly split all three, juked another and barely got his shot blocked.... That woulda been the shit if he scored on 4 defenders mann!

The game was about all i did today, i got home at 10 and watched TV and got trapped in the internet, and here i am! And there i go......

I had the weirdest dream last night. I was back in Sac and there was a huge storm like a hurricane in Sac that flooded the banks of the American river and trapped all us Desmond residents on the top floor. The weirdest part was that the storm couldnt start unless I sparked a lightning bolt with a lighter..... So of course i held my flame up and and a lightning bolt was feeling up and down my arm looking for it, and it felt like i stuck my hand in a beehive.... So then it rained and rained and rained... so much that the dorm was flooded to the third floor... so the only way we could get out was the windows, and people were trying to get things out of their cars...... Weird ass dream......

So i woke up to Goose calling me to play basketball at Logan. When i got there they were already playing, so i just shot around with Tony. Damn i hate those double-rim POS logan hoops...

So after shooting around for like a hour or two, Dani called me up and said to go to the movies at Regal to see Bruce Almighty with her and Marissa... My truck's check engine light came on as soon as i left =( so i took the Caddy..... I hope my truck is OK! I think its cuz i was gonna wash it today and didnt so its mad at me...

After 25 minutes of drivin i was Bubblin in Dublin.... tell me how a person with a Corvette doesnt drives slower than me through Niles Canyon? Id be flyin in a Corvette...... The movie was pretty good, I want to be God for a while. i couldnt get change for my 20 after the movie so i owe Dani 10 bucks now.. i hate owing people money, its sucks... I owe people like 50 bucks now dammit....

Invention of the Day: Radar on cars showing cars around them (like GPS) but that only shows cars around them. This would make it easy to know when to pass in a 2 lane canyon road...

Also they should have something on Ambulances that turns all the lights green for them when they are coming.. I seriously cant be the first person to think of that can I?

So hey this is my first post on this blog. How fun and exciting, imagine the possibilities! Oh yeah dont steal any of my ideas or anything that u may read on this, cuz i might use it to keep track of things i thought up...

So what'd i do today you ask? Well i woke up promtly at 7am cuz i fell asleep at 2pm last night (dont ask) and then the doorbell rang. So I was like "who in the hell is ringing the doorbell at 730?" and it was my neighbor..... in his drawers to be exact.. and he told me to call this number for a job. So i called the number and went to this place in fremont that helps people get jobs and and after an hour of writing my SSN and name and signiture and a million papers (you'd think theyd use a computer program by now) i had a job. My neighbor didnt tell me all the details so i had to run to the Fremont DMV for my drivers record, and run to a clinic thing to take a drug test, and run back to the job place before i could officially get the job. So after a lot of running around Fremont, i got a job and learned a lot about places in Fremont....

I work at the Toyota factory parking cars! How cool and easy of a job is that? And wait, they pay me $13 bucks an hour! Im gonna be a baller later, just watch. Plus i get to drive all the toyotas around! Oh yeah and i heard that Ruben Hernandez and Tony Hernandez (no relation) both work there too! The only bad thing is, i have to learn stick before wednesday ack! And i work in South Fremont at the NUMI (i thinks thats how its spelled) plant, so ill have to go down 880 S with all the dotcommuters (hey thats a cool ass word, i might have to copyright that one!), but i dont think traffic will be too much of a problem because i have the early shift. 6AM to 230pm. Thats right, the 6AM that comes before the sun rises, the 6AM that i went to sleep at for most of finals week, the 6AM that they invented coffee for.....

So i did the math, i can possibly earn about 7 grand this summer.... thats great considering i lived on 1800 for all of last year.... Enough about the job i got, i havent even started yet...



I feel like going to quarry lakes a lot this summer. i drove by it today (on my many drives through Fremont) and it hella reminded me of last summer when it was brand new. I remember going there with Chelle and Maria and her Cousin in Chelle's little VW droptop, that was a fun ass day... I think i might get a season pass for parking. I can go after work or something and actually get a tan this year, or a burn rather.....

I downloaded all the songs from the Chevelle album off Kazaa and burned a cd (sorry RIAA). Its rather good, I like Chevelle cuz they sound like a cross between 311 and System of a Down... or at least thats what i think...

Well thats all i did today, except watch the softball CWS. Damn those girls look hot in those shorts and tight pants and playing baseball on a miniature field..... Oh yeah i saw Vicky Galindo playing for Cal! How cool is that, Logan represent! She struck out though and then i fell asleep.....


Matt's invention of the day: Lava Lamp that uses electrical charges instead of a light bulb... It'd be hella cool and flashing but Wax wouldnt work out too well....