Lately ive been hella sick so i didnt post for a while......

I had to go to the Emergency Room cuz i had a temperature of like 104. When i got there, there was like 4 Punjab dudes on cell phones sitting under the no cell phone sign. It took forever for them to call me in and i was getting irritated. When they finally did, they just took my temperature and pulse and sent me back. Apparently they had to make sure i was alive before letting me in. No people without pulses are gettin in here, no way.... the morgue is down that hall........

Ive been noticing all the differences between home and school now. For example, at home when u see graffitti, its more than likely for a gang; at school its for a Fraternity....at school bad drivers are presumably drunk, at home theyre just foreign... signs on the side of the road at home are advertisements for new housing developments, but at school theyre for events or student elections. Anyone catch themselves looking for the conveyor belt when leaving a restaurant yet?

Anyone ever notice Jurassic Park and Jaws are basically the same movie with different animals?