So I went to the Giants game tonight with Billy. Its weird how you can sit in a 40,000 seat stadium and forget why youre there after a while. By the 6th inning we were just on a hot chick hunt, all around the stadium. The hottest chicks are on the walkway in right field ;-).

Billy came up with a good idea for driving on the freeway. Get two motorcycles that can snap together so you can ride in the carpool lane, and then if theres traffic you can break apart and zoom through everyone. Sounds pretty good to me, i give it my Weird Random Idea seal of approval...

Wanna hear about coincidences? I walked by the movies, and saw someone wearing the same grey Sac State sweatshirt i had on. He wasnt just anyone random, it was Rod from Draper. Not only that, but hes going to be in Draper again, so am i.... not only that but hes going to be 2nd floor, as will I. Thats some shit right thurrrr.......

A friend recently asked me if i had a webcam. I said no, but that got me to thinking what the point of a webcam is. So you spend 50 some-odd bucks so people can see you? Seems like it should be the other way. What if there was reverse web-cams and you could see whoever you were IMing. Or see the people working for the website youre visiting? Wouldnt that be a little more fun?

I think i got the idea that will make me rich. A satellite guided fleet of unmanned lawnmowers. Subscribers to my service would get their lawn cut every week! There could be a little shed that holds the mower on every block! An eye in the sky would steer the lawnmowers to a precision cut every time. Wouldnt it be freaky if youre outside playin basketball and a lawnmower rolls by and goes around your game as if being steered by an unseen controller?
Spooky..... but cool

Finished the first week of soccer camp. I survived! Its amazing how good my touch is getting. Lets put it this way, if a football was round, i could be the first quarterback to kick the ball to the receivers haha

Why is the American dollar an accepted form of payment in almost every country? Would you take Pesos or Yen if someone was buying stuff off you? Hell no...

If there are third-world countries, are there second-world ones? What world are they on?

I have the sneaking suspicion that someones playing a practical joke on me to keep me home all summer. First the "Check Engine" light goes on in my truck and it needs to have the engine rebuilt. Then my dad gets rearended on the freeway so he gets to drive my caddy. Then the day after he gets his car back from the body shop, the rearview mirror of the caddy falls right off the windshied. Give me a break! Its really weird driving down the road using the passenger vanity mirror as a rearview.

Today my dad paid me $50 bucks for washing 10 windows. Well im glad someone in our family has money to throw around. Halfway through squee-geeing the first window i thought "Why?". Its going to rain eventually right?

I love college. Last week when i went to the dentist's office that happens to be my mom's workplace, one of her co-workers was asking me how college was going. I love it when people truly honestly ask me if I'm working hard. Its just so fun to laugh out loud.

Being a dentist cant be that bad of a job. For starters, you get to stay in college an extra 4 years. And even though you have to look in peoples mouths and stratch at their gums and stuff, you dont even have to smell their breath because you get to wear one of those SARS masks.

Why are girls so wussy when it comes to love? For once Id like a girl that i like to say "Hey, I like you. You should take me out sometime" and then wink twice, or just say "wink, wink".

How come some girls got issues with ex-boyfriends? Yanno why theyre called ex-boyfriends right? Because youre sposed to draw a big X through them and throw em in the garbage.

How can a girl be afraid to talk to me in the presence of her ex-boyfriend? Why are you even with him, and then why must you be emotionally muted around him? Is that any way to have fun? Im much more fun than that guy, just read my friendster profile, or hey just gimme some alcohol.

Whats with the girls who dig fat guys? It seems like Ive always been haunted by the hot chick i like that likes the fat guy. I dont mean like Fat Albert fat, just yanno overweight. Hows that sposed to make a guy feel when hes worked so hard to not eat like a pig and sit on his ass every day of the week? Ive actually lost 10 pounds since high school, take that freshman 15!

My buddy is selling knives for money right now. I cant help but rain on his parade because hes so proud of his product. He actually has the nerve to go to peoples houses and try to sell them $1500 knives without thinking he'll be landing facefirst on the doormat. Who in their right mind buys a set of knives for $1500? "Theyre guaranteed for life" he says. How many $20 knives does one go through in a lifetime? "They can cut through a car door" he says. Right, well next time im locked in a bank vault ill give you a call.... $1500 for knives...rediculous

Me and my buddy Gus have come to the conclusion that gang members are just mean kids that are really bad at sports. The other day a wanna-be thug that looked about 14 wanted to fight me in front of In N Out cuz i was laughing at him when he savagely (and pathetically) punched another middle school kid in the back when he wasnt looking. Then when i laughed at him some more, he made a comment about getting a gun and then i wouldnt be laughing. Then i thought "what are you gonna do, ride your bike home and get it? Its not in your car, because you are obviously too young to drive. I could beat your ass right now and just hop in the car and laugh all the way home!" Ahhh testosterone....