Yahoo! They should look into putting a tv in the middle of campus with an xbox hooked up to it with Madden in it. Cuz all i seem to do between classes is take Madden breaks...

Yahoo! So I went to the DC at 7 am this morning, I was literally the 2nd person in the door. They have JELLY donuts!!!! I was appalled!!!! And when you go that early in the morning, you can actually HEAR the song on the tv!!!

Has anyone flipped the channels and turned on stand-up comedy when the guy is in the middle of the routine? I love that feeling of confusion at first. I think its actually impossible to laugh the first 20 seconds.

Theres a comedy competition on campus that i wanted to go to, but zach talked me out of it. He said i shouldnt chance wasting $7 on unfunny comedy, when everything would be funny after a six-pack. Zach's a genius.....

Its been a month since I moved in this year. How come my classes all seem harder than they were last semester? Oh right.. soccer and ceramics. At least i have a lab with no homework, and ironically no learning. How come i cant remember what classes I have on what day? At least ive got where my classes are straight now..

Damn how come it seems like when i get to school the only movies I go see are the ones that are free? Am I that broke?

Im having a bad week, I lost my phone and I broke my sunglasses. If anything else bad happens before the end of the month Im gonna drop out of life...

Damn i only have 1 more guest credit swipe at the DC. Fucking friends, you all owe me food.

I got kidnapped last night! By a grip of Sorority girls that is.. Not the worst people to get kidnapped by. Plus they got us all drunk. They said we went thru 4 handles of Vodka and and like 60 beers. Yep, we're a fraternity alright. Shout Outs to Alpha Chi Omega, and especially the girl who they call Amy double-D. She was great....

So Ive been back at school for 2 weeks now. Funny how summer seems like a long weekend all of a sudden. The day we moved in, I was shocked at the amount of hot chicks, but somehow they all dissappeared....

I have three classes that are related: Soc oo1, Ethics, and Anthro. My Anthro teacher is like an old sweaty polar bear. He almost died when he had to pick up his keys after dropping them. I think he is part Eskimo because he is sweating like a pig in the air conditioned classroom.

Theres a girl in my Italian class named Winnie. Shes my partner. Whenever i think of her, the voice in my head gets replaced with the narrator from "The Wonder Years".

I took the elevator to my Italian class, and i realized that nobody ever says thank you to elevators for giving them rides all the time. We're all rude.....

I hate those inswinging bathroom stall doors. Whenever i try to open them, they almost push me into the toilet.....