So Ive been back at school for 2 weeks now. Funny how summer seems like a long weekend all of a sudden. The day we moved in, I was shocked at the amount of hot chicks, but somehow they all dissappeared....

I have three classes that are related: Soc oo1, Ethics, and Anthro. My Anthro teacher is like an old sweaty polar bear. He almost died when he had to pick up his keys after dropping them. I think he is part Eskimo because he is sweating like a pig in the air conditioned classroom.

Theres a girl in my Italian class named Winnie. Shes my partner. Whenever i think of her, the voice in my head gets replaced with the narrator from "The Wonder Years".

I took the elevator to my Italian class, and i realized that nobody ever says thank you to elevators for giving them rides all the time. We're all rude.....

I hate those inswinging bathroom stall doors. Whenever i try to open them, they almost push me into the toilet.....