I went to Carl's Junior today and asked for mustard, they didnt have it. How can they have honey mustard, yet no mustard? Or honey for that matter.....

They should have the ATMs on campus spit out 10s as well as 20s. Im too poor to take out 20 man.

What are those black paper clip things called?

People who go backpacking in the mountains are stupid. Just get a shopping cart!

Oh yeah i got my suit for formal. A nice little charcoal DKNY number. Its pimp