Yahoo! Do people with prosthetic legs wear socks?

My roommate is a lazy piece of shit, all he does is watch tv. He seems to be getting closer and closer too, one day I think he's gonna poke his eye out on the screen...

Are 4 blades really necessary on a razor? Geez

what's up with those machines that they slide your drivers license in to see if you're really 18? Its like "yeah we acknowledge that the people at 7-11 aren't smart enough to simply look at the drivers license, lets spend millions of dollars on machines to read licenses" Why don't they just teach the machines to give change and refill the slurpee machine too? Problem solved...

Idea of the Day: Tinted contact lenses. Why wear sunglasses? They can be IN your eyes!