Saturday, December 27, 2003

How come you never see a white tie? I went to Macy's and saw piles of yellow ties with ugly designs, but Ive never seen a plain white tie. Whats wrong with white?

Thursday, December 18, 2003

Yahoo! I was sick all week but at least something good came out of it. I can now tell how sick I am by my willingness to wear jeans. When i was really sick, I didnt give a shit and wore pajamas all day. But today, i put on jeans which shows great improvement.

Saturday, December 13, 2003

How come sometimes when people are dissappointed they say "Rats"? What about em?!