This is sooooooo true:

"Guys will watch any television show that involves ranking. Top ten plays, fifty greatest movies, hundred richest men, anything. Hell, one of my favorite shows is "Around the Horn" on ESPN where they argue about arguing about sports. And get ranked at the end." - From "Ruminations" by Aaron Karo

These too...

"Guys will attempt to get anything delivered. I've overhead friends on the phone trying to convince flustered shop owners to deliver beer, liquor, porn, video games and even food orders that totaled less than two dollars...with tax.

-Guys also have no perception of when stores close. If we're hungry, we believe someone out there should be willing to provide food. Ever see a drunk guy banging on the door of a pizza shop at 5:30am? It's pretty sad. Of course, then he just goes home and tries to get it delivered."