How come drunk people can't swim?

Hell yeah, I just checked the campus calendar of events and my birthday 21st birthday (Dec. 19th) isn't gonna be during finals week again next semester! Thank you calendar!

Sober yourself to life!

10:01 was tight, but im never being DD for another big party again. Screw that.

To recap the day: Valentine's Day sucks, girls suck, Yankees suck, A-Rod sucks... That is all.