How come drug dealers don't learn magic? They could save themselves a lot of trouble by just making the crack disappear when the cops come. Whats that officer? Whats in my top hat? Thats just a fluffy white rabbit... whats in the handkerchief? Oh those are just some doves.... They could even keep themselves warm in the winter by operating out of a store instead of slangin on the corner. Shit, they could even put Drug Store on the front of the store if they wanted.