I just watched both of the Xmen movies back to back and it got me to thinking about what superpower I would want. A lot of people say they would want to fly or be invisible, but screw that. I want the power to stop time. If I could stop time for everyone else, but keep it going for me, I could stop time, sleep for a bit, and then start it again when I woke up. I would never lose progress on anything, and to everyone else I would miraculously always have energy without sleeping. I think I would call myself Never-sleeps-but-is-getting-old-hella-quick Man.

I wanted to wake up at 10:30 this morning but instead got out of bed at 2:30. I didn't sleep through my alarm though, I just used the snooze bar for 4 hours. On my alarm the snooze wakes me up every 7 minutes, so I hit the button roughly 34 times before I finally woke up. I kept telling myself that Id only hit it one more time, but since I knew it was summer I couldn't think of a reason why I shouldn't snooze away. It was pretty cool because every time I went back to sleep Id have a new dream that would eventually get interrupted 7 minutes later. After a while I realized that I had something priceless in the alarm clock next to my bed. With the touch of a button I could change my dreams! For 4 hours I found the remote control to my dreams, but I lost it now. Its probably in a couch somewhere...

How come Bic makes ball-point pens... and lighters? Some guy just thought he'd go into business making pens and ignition devices? Maybe because he realized you need a ball point pen to take the little metal safety off one of those lighters? Itd be cool if when you got a lighter you got some free pens with it, or vise versa...

Its funny though when I think of lighters, cuz everyone always loses them. People would just be better off if they made one-time use lighters that went out after a few seconds. Oh wait...