Im going golfing today for the first time since I got some of my own clubs. My friend called me and said the tee time was at 3, and that got me to thinking... doesn't "tee time" sound a little girly? They should change the name of that to something a little more manly, like "launch" or "blast off"...

"Hey Jim, we got a 3 o'clock launch today, dont be late."

Yeah that sounds a lot better...

It would be so tight to be deaf and go to an all deaf University. Think of the parties! Theyd never get broken up because they'd be all quiet and stuff!

How come almost all movies that take place in the future are about the
police or war? (Robocop, Minority Report, I, Robot, Star Wars,
Terminator, The Matrix, etc.) Is that all that Hollywood thinks our
future is going to be? Fighting with robots?