reasons why my roommate sean is a douche:

1. he has a huge tv in his room while the rest of us cope with a regular 15'' one in the living room
2. he has xbox AND playstation in his room for himself
3. he sits in his room with the door shut 95% of the time he his here (if he is here at all).
4. he complains about the neighbors (who the rest of us are cool with) being loud, when his dumbass took 8 oclock classes
5. he cooks bacon and saves the fat in little bowls until someone else cleans it up.
6. he flooded the kitchen because he put concentrated dish soap in the dishwasher. Twice.
7. he contributes nothing to any conversation, ever. other than obnoxiously loud laughter at stupid shit that none of us find funny. i.e. five year old SNL skits.
8. he led us on thinking he was going to finally move out and then decided to stay anyway.
9. he walks around in his underwear a little too comfortably.
10. he's a devout christian that actually isn't very nice at all.
11. he plays guitar and sings very badly.
12. he eats other people's food!
13. he has knitting yarn in his room (gay?)