Want to know who the best salesman in the world is? The guy who convinced the world we need something we totally don't need? Its the man who invented the big nail clipper, the one that is only useful for cutting big toe toenails. We use that thing like once a month for 5 seconds. Props to you man....

How come at Trader Joe's they are all about saving the environment and stuff and then they give you a paper bag on the way out the door?