I just figured out how to prove theres no such thing as aliens. Its really simple. We've all seen on the discovery channel interviews with people saying they were abducted by a fast moving craft and experimented on. But, how the hell did they get back home? If you were an alien and you drove all the way across the galaxy to probe some dude and it turned out you didn't want to keep him, would you just drive him all the way back? Hell no. Even if you did want to return the guy back to Earth, would you really take him back to his home? If it were me, I would just eject him over the first body of water i saw. When we catch frogs or lizards as kids we never put them back exactly where we found them, we just put em down outside wherever. Until there are documented cases of Americans claiming abduction in Zimbabwe, I'm an alien atheist.